you pick up the phone...."hello?"
"You are surely confused. We understand. Please follow this road to a fenced in lot. He'll be waiting for you under the highway. I know you can find your own way home, but this way you'll wonder less in the years to come."
you don't like the idea, but follow the road. When you get to the lot you:
don't feel like jumping the fence - or - decide you've got nothing to lose and head for the cement underpass